Joke: Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation

Posted on July 16, 2011 12:00 PM, Filed under Jokes

Previously: Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation As Hostage Taker
Ask the hostage taker if he/she would like to go to dinner after the stand-off.
When hearing the demands suddenly yell into the phone, "It all you you you! What about my needs?!"
When you call the hostage taker, tell him you'd like a large thick crust pepperoni and snicker loudly.
Show up stoned and do anything at all.
When the hostage taker lists his demands yell into the phone "La la la la! I can't hear you!"
Mention how much income tax the hostage taker will have to pay if he/she gets the F-15 he/she wants.
Tell the hostage take that you think Rosanne Barr should play him in the TV movie of the stand-off.
Tell the hostage taker you think it'd be really cool if a hostage came flying out of a 52nd story window.
When the hostage taker agrees to let the hostages go tell him, "You're never gonna be on COPS with a wimp attitude like that."

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Posted on July 15, 2011 1:45 PM, Filed under Scandals

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Sex Advice: Guy having sex with person who sleeps next to him

Posted on July 15, 2011 12:45 PM, Filed under Sex advice

Question. If anyone sleeps next to me I am unable to stop myself from having sex with that person. Since the last 3 years I have this problem. What is the problem? How do I overcome it? Please help me.
Answer. Sleep in another room alone, or sleep with an elder like your mother, aunt or father.

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